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Information Officer's Log

Last Time On 3rd Rock From The Sun

Created on 2008-08-24 04:59:56 (#16431713), last updated 2009-03-21

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Name:	Tommy Solomon
Location:	Rutherford, EARTH, Ohio, United States
Website:	3rd Rockipedia

Bio

"Come with me, there's a crotch I want to show you."

Part of an extraterrestrial research expedition sent to Earth to attempt to study typical human beings by posing as a family of them, Tommy Solomon is a seasoned intelligence specialist. When the Solomons originally arrived on Earth, Tommy, despite being the oldest of the aliens, was given the body of a young teenage boy (although the body aged to young adulthood over the course of the mission). As Information Officer, Tommy was typically charged with gathering information about Earth (mainly from television shows, films, and placemats at theme restaurants).

As someone who is simultaneously an alien and a senior citizen, Tommy is frequently blunt to the point of insult. Although he is an advanced species and far more brilliant than any human could hope to be, he still remains hopelessly naive about some facets of the human condition. He's of average height, thin, looks sort of Guamish, and is generally raging with hormones. He dresses like an old man onto whom a thrift store has vomitted. He is considered by most people and machines to be the least sexy member of the Solomon family.

A special note on age: the identity which has been established as "Tommy Solomon" is, at present (2008) in his late 20's. However, since his body has not been in use since 2001, he appears considerably younger. The being which was designated as Tommy on the other hand, is not only old, it is elderly and is, approximately, in its species' version of its 70's (Tommy relates himself, age-wise, to Angie Dickenson). Despite this, Tommy is well adapted to and has come to associate himself with his youthful identity. He comes across as young, if eccentric. He may also come off as downright alien, so feel free to accuse him of being one. The Solomons suck at subtlety and frequently slip up and mention alien-y stuff in front of the Earthlings. It's the kind of thing a normal person might notice, there just seems to be something downright special in the water in Rutherford, Ohio, which keeps its citizens from suspecting extraterrestrials are amongst them, despite the presence of re-animated frogs, and the "Fusion Chamberlin Show". Please keep in mind, though, that the Solomons have a don't ask; don't tell policy.

Tommy has a near debilitating fear of: spiders, petting zoos (specifically: goats and lambs), gouls, being dissected by primitive scientists, weasles, Sally, and, of course, Jell-O. His home planet is located in a barred spiral galaxy on the Cepheus-Draco border, and his original form resembles a giant gelatinous tentacled purple tube. His species do not think of themselves as having special powers, but they are technologically advanced enough to commit credit card fraud with only a laptop and a shower-cap, and create life from dead tissue. They are also incredible mimics and copy people and situations around them with a preciseness that can become ridiculous (in fact: you can count on it to). As an example of this ability: if they do not speak a certain language, and that language is spoken to them, they are then fluent in that language. Their human bodies are human enough to fool human medical professionals, but their brains do not work quite like human brains (for example, rival alien Liam Neesam's human brainwashing device does not effect them).

Humans are not the first beings the Solomons have studied in this manner, but they are apparently the first to differentiate between the genders and feel feelings. Tommy's species in its natural state is genderless, asexual, and mostly emotionless, though having been human for so many years obviously did not fail to leave a lasting effect on him.

The supreme leader of Tommy's "people" (The Big Giant Head) is played by William Shatner, and is a drunk womanizer, so that goes about as well as you might expect it would. Other noteable members of his species include Dennis Rodman, with whom the Solomons are friends.

[Tommy Solomon is from the Scifi sitcom: 3rd Rock From The Sun and is the property of The Carsey-Werner Company. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing, from which no profit whatsoever is being made. Mun can be contacted here].